So many damned questions.....

1. What if gates, excluding prisons, generally kept people in, not out?
2. What if the sky was beneath us?
3. What if you dictated society?
4. What if Beth shaved her head entirely?
5. What if PCs loaded information onto CDs?
6. What if the general populace taxed the government?
7. What if I didn’t want to write these fifty “what if” questions?
8. What if we aged in reverse?
9. What if dancing was the standard of walking?
10. What if the universe was our homestead, rather than the earth?
11. What if they earth contained the universe?
12. What if men had vaginas, and vice versa?
13. What if matter faded into nothing over time, rather than matter being created out of nothing?
14. What if dogs owned humans?
15. What if class came to the student?
16. What if humans never took showers?
17. What if we excreted our waste through our mouth?
18. What if “shit smell” was the new “D&G cologne”?
19. What if time was parallel, not linear?
20. What if the average life expectancy was 10?
21. What if humans aged in dog years?
22. What if cats ruled the world?
23. What if we drank our own pee as a standard of good health?
24. What if we had no nervous system?
25. What if a dollar bill was thrown off the Eiffel Tower?
26. What if love did not exist?
27. What if humans lived eternally in physical form?
28. What if weapons of mass destruction did not exist?
29. What if everyone had no hair on their bodies?
30. What if computers fed off of human brains?
31. What if wingdings were the standard font?
32. What if Hillary Clinton was president?
33. What if turtles pooped out golden eggs?
34. What if the sun revolved around the Earth?
35. What if Mavis Beacon was my mistress?
36. What if paper media no longer existed?
37. What if humans produced oxygen, and trees produced Carbon Dioxide?
38. What if smoking was healthy?
39. What if happiness was bought?
40. What if McDonald’s made you skinny?
41. What if all good things never came to an end?
42. What if Einstein was a stripper?
43. What if the apple that fell on Newton’s head killed him?
44. What if Hitler’s plan of “purification” succeeded?
45. What if hip hop truly made you hop by mechanics of bass?
46. What if Corey’s first idea was completed in the middle of Indianapolis?
47. What if Nick’s egg picture contained a globe inside of the alligator’s mouth?
48. What if Angelica’s egg wrote words in her, instead of the opposite?
49. What if Eric’s poem was a true story?
50. What if Bradley juggled five eggs instead of two?